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I'm tired of geting fisted by Yugoslavian Customs every time I receive a package. Will you undervalue my customs form and mark it as a "gift"?
Are you insane?? How would you like some Eastern Europen customs official that looks like the wife of a Russian beet farmer, leaving hob-nailed jackboot impressions on your head at 3 AM? Sorry, but it's just not worth my having to answer to INTERPOL.
Where, exactly, are your facilities that we keep hearing about, and that I read about in Forbes and Fortune magazines last month?
Lawdog WW2 Steel Helmets worldwide-headquarters that house both our manufacturing and global distrubition center, are located in beautiful Scottsdale, Arizona. I just completed construction on my new workshop and moved my whole operation out of my garage, so my wife can finally park her SUV indoors when it snows. LDSH Inc, consists of me, (Owner, President, CEO, and all around good guy) my wife Robbi, (Chief Financial Officer) and my young daughters who seem to have developed interrupting production into a fine art form.
What do you look like and can I bear your children?
While not specifically a WW2 or helmet related question, it is one that often plagues me, and I only bring it up here to put the issue to rest. I have often been compared to and publicly mistaken for George Clooney.....or Nick Nolte on a bender depending on your perspective. I hope this settles the matter once and for all.
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